- girl: i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend: i know
- girl: i love you
- boyfriend: i love you too
- after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
- girl: where is my boyfriend
- dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl: what
- before people get to know me: Oh my god you're so shy...and quiet...it's adorable
- after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP
OHMYGOD.
remember this?
“lol so no one will know about this…
and if they find me
“
noweveryoneIknowontumblrisfollowingmeanditsreallyawkward
srslyguise
